It's
September, so WE start our Christmas countdown! (sorry!)
Yes I know it's far too early to be thinking about Christmas,
but in our defence Harrods opened their Christmas
department in August - and Harrods is "by appointment to
the Queen" and so is this site... but to a different type
of queen
 .
You will see a link on the left
of the screen for our new 'Christmas
Gift Ideas' page. On that page you will find a
selection of gift items that we have selected from our 'Advertising
Partners'. Every purchase that is made via our 'Christmas
Gift Ideas' page will earn a small commission payment
for this website. All commission that we receive will go
towards our running costs for next year - and I have plans for
an exciting new website feature next year, but more will be revealed
about that in January.
All we ask is that when you do
your Christmas shopping this year, please remember that we have
lots of links to major UK retailers, so please bear us in mind
and use the links on this site when accessing your favourite
online retailers. Every penny we receive is invested back into the site and next year every penny will count
when it comes to introducing our exciting (but at this time top
secret) new website feature.
Now for news on this months
update. There were no valid requests in August, so this
month I have chosen all of the new guys to be added to the
site. I must point out that the one and only request that
we did receive was yet another request where the person making
it had failed to follow the 'Kelkoo' process explained
below. It's really quite simple, if you want me to look
for pictures for you, then you must raise money for the site,
doing that is simple, takes less than 30 seconds and doesn't
cost you a single penny. However, if you fail to follow
the simple process then your request will be ignored and you may
get a stroppy email from me!
To make a request you must do the
following. Click on the 'Kelkoo'
banner further down this page, then click on 4 of
the green 'Visit Store'
buttons. Once you have done that, click on the 'Feedback'
button above and submit your request. Any requests that we
receive where the 'Kelkoo'
instruction has not been followed will be ignored.
TERMS & CONDITIONS FOR
PICTURE REQUESTS:
You must follow the Kelkoo
process outlined above in order for picture requests to be
processed ·
Picture requests will be processed strictly in the order that
they are received. If we receive more than 6 requests
during the month of September, the remaining requests will be rolled
over until October (or later if necessary) ·
You may submit only one picture request per day, if you submit
two or more requests on the same feedback form, only the first
named person will be investigated and any extra names will be
ignored. If you want to request more than one person, you
may do so, but only on subsequent days, ensuring that the Kelkoo
process is completed for each and every request submitted ·
When submitting a picture request, please ensure that you
give as much information as possible on the person that you
would like to see added - for example 'Andy Roddick - American Tennis
Player' ·
Please ensure that you spell the requested persons name
correctly and in full ·
Our editorial decision is final on deciding whether a requested
person be added to the site ·
Any requests for porn
stars or persons under 16 years of age will be ignored.
Until
October....
You have 4
months of website
access left free from pop-up adverts and countdown delay
timers
DON'T FORGET - Our NEW
system status website - SEXY-Guys.net
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